Thursday, 4 December 2014

The Abrams Patrol: Star Wars VII Trailer Autopsy

So I’m back as well after that rather long hiatus, and I won’t lie to you chaps, in the time since I left things in popular culture have gotten rather dire. Uninhibited by our constant podcasts about how he sucked, J.J Abrams has managed to put out a trailer to Star Wars VII. Now I know this is what I get for taking a sabbatical but don’t worry, I'm dedicated to fixing this problem, together every few weeks we will work through the schlock that JJ is producing with Star Wars and Star Trek in the hope of shutting him back in the Pandora’s Box he loves so much. Now without further ado welcome to The Abrams Patrol.


Gabe No! Get away from that man, Half Life is too good for him.

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Monday, 1 December 2014

Christmas Gift Ideas For The Cheap, Greedy And Sociopathic


Christmas is approaching as it is prone to do and with it come the familiar sights of sounds of terrible weather and people constantly remarking that they can't believe it's Christmas again. As Christmas is apparently the only thing that knocks most people out of the waking coma that they've been stuck in for the rest of the year, wouldn't it be a nice gesture to make it an extra special time of year.

Unfortunately you're most likely an adult, so you can't make anything without the fear of looking mental. You have a low paying job, so you won't want to buy anything particularly fancy and like many people, you don't actually know your family well enough to get anything of actual sentimental value.