Well Looks Like We Might As Well Arrest the Entire 1970’s and ‘80’s
Rolf
fucking Harris. Rolfie. Why man, you painted the Queen. Yeah, turns out that
the Jimmy Savile tactic of “dress and act like a sex predator” wasn’t a
universal one, as the previously treasured Australian has been convicted of
various bad things. Operation Yewtree claims another scalp from the era of
glam-rock where the only thing bigger than the hair was the piles of cocaine.
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With the latest
conviction, a man previously a more comfortable and charming figure than
Stephen Fry has been proven to be gross and weird. Which lauded childhood
entertainers and heroes are next? Are Bodger and Badger going to be hauled in
for chaining Thai prostitutes in a camper van? Was Neil Buchanan actually
getting inspiration for his Big Art Attacks from his LSD manufacturing ring
powered by the kids that lost Jungle Run? Will Lizo from Newsround be killed in
a shoot-out with Mexican border agents as he tries to run guns to the cartels?
What the flying fuck is going on?
