Unless you're mad or by any rational man's judgement, would be better off dead, then this gift isn't for you.
But if you are either of those things, then why not sit down and enjoy a poorly recorded, often mumbled audiobook recording that I made one late night after a few drinks (previously having been with friends).
Welcome to Gareth Gates: Talking Point, an interview conducted by Gavin Reeve. The Frost/Nixon of the new millennium.
Currently it's only the first two chapters, but who knows. There's many more sad evenings to be filled up. So maybe I'l finally get round to finishing something I start. Even if it is a shitty copyright infringing audiobook.