How very suspicious Sony. How very
coincidental that on the day of the PS4's release in Europe my PS3
just happens to break. Never once before has it had a problem and now
look at this, all blinking and flashing its yellow light at me; a
vague warning to its owner that the something has gone wrong with the
console. Not that I needed a stupid little yellow light to tell me
that since just not working in general would have been enough of a
warning. I can't fix you PS3, stop trying to explain to me what's
wrong with you. I cannot help.
Thursday, 5 December 2013
Tuesday, 3 December 2013
Plain Cigarette Packaging: One More Stupid Anti Smoking Initiative In A Long Line Of Stupid Anti Smoking Intitiatives
Smoking is quickly becoming the most
elaborate past time. What was once a simple exercise in getting your
death sticks out, setting fire to them and then puffing away wherever
the hell you pleased, has now turned into a tedious, and now with it
being winter, incredibly cold event as you stand outside of the pub
that you were warm and socialising in a few short minutes ago, but
have now decided to replace that friendship and comfort with burning
lungs, shivering and an increasing chance of certain death. Not that
you are able to even care about any of this since you're also getting
your delicious injection of nicotine that is clouding your brain into
thinking happy thoughts in what is clearly a not so happy situation.
You wouldn't put yourself through this
for most other things. If I offered people a delicious pie or simply
to watch me play the Playstation 6 (if I was a time traveller), but
on the condition that they had to come outside into the freezing
night air to receive their prize, most if not all people would tell
me to either bring it inside or simply shrug me off as a jackass for
putting myself through such a struggle. But offer someone a little
drag of sweet nicotine and they'll accept the same tedium without a
care in the world.
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