I'm starting to get the feeling that I would like to have been born a long time ago. I don't mean this as a technophobe, like I hate the modern world or anything. Well, slightly I do and we'll get to that, although my only real fear for the future is that I am still terrified of ever showing my kids the internet. The first porn I ever watched was a double anal and that was just from typing porn into Alta Vista search engine (only cause they had a videos section and I didn't know how to use the internet to find videos myself). Whatever they type in within the next few decades is surely going to bring up horrors that I couldn't ever even begin to comprehend in my small double anal world. They'll be the quadruple anal generation. Generation XXX.
They're better than me, and for the first time future parents have to concede that maybe when they finally have to put on the gloves of authority, it won't matter because there is nothing you can teach your child. They'll have seen the shit. They'll know truths that you could never teach because to know what they know, would drive your mind into an inescapable and endless insanity. We're the last generation that needs guidance.