Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Cynics Company Vacation Break



So the cynics are using our glorious position in the EU to travel freely to the continent. We have passports and train tickets, but there are still alot of things to go wrong. However, I'm sure our English charms and worldwide lovable reputation will carry us through. And I'm sure there's alot of European girls who'll be thankful that we won't be capable of managing to have sex with them for the reasons of see photo above.

But aside from not dying, we also won't be posting for 2 weeks aside from a random pre-written article here and there. But you guys should be used to sporadic content by now.

This was written on a shitty phone so apologise for any formatting issues. Have a nice July anyway.

13 comments:

  1. Have a good one!

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  2. Waking early, dawn is creeping
    Tired of waiting, tired of sleeping
    Pulse is racing, pulse is leaping
    Leaping as I rise to go
    Check the cynics site is working
    A lot of prodding, pounding, jerking
    But yet there's not a cynic lurking
    Lurking in the system, no!
    What can we do, what can we say
    They've buggered off on holiday!

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  3. To those-who-are-not-here, have a great time and don't get arrested!

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  4. OR...have a good time and do get arrested and then blog us about it.

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  5. On sport. While you were away Scotsman won the Wimbledon tournament-that's tennis.

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  6. Ryan Davis is dead,, things are kicking off in Egypt and Man of Steel is getting a sequel in 2015. Cynics, need you back!

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  7. Billy Bob: the trailer for GTA V has been released to huge acclaim. Release date 17.9.13

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  8. Billy Bob bears an uncanny resemblance to Edward Snowden. Is there something you're not telling us?

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    1. The real question you should be asking is; Is there something your government isn't telling you?

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    2. Have no respect for government but hoped could trust cynics....

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    3. Always had my doubts about Billy Bob.

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  9. Happy first anniversary cynics! Is there to be an anniversary blog?

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    1. Yeah we realised after leaving that the calender announcements on our phones came through for it. A late celebratory article is in order

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