Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Is There Ever A Right Time To Stop Buying GTA Games? My Concerns

I love GTA, oh how I love it so. Ever since the tender age of 10 or so when I beat my first old lady to death with a bat, continuing on well into her death as the blood continued to paint the pavement in crimson red success around her, I knew I had a new favorite game. A Crash Bandicoot beater that fully deserved the title.

Now I’m just going to say for the record that Vice City is my favorite GTA and I found GTA IV relatively lackluster and pretty dull overall, although clearly very well made. Basically I saw the trailer to GTA V and then heard some rumors and what may or may not be official news and then based on what’s being lauded about the game e.g it’s size and multiple characters, I had a few fears that I wanted to vent about how I think GTA’s gotten quite drastically stale since San Andreas and a few of my concerns as to the potential ways in which the direction they’re taking the game may not help this fact.

Monday, 12 November 2012

Star Wars Episode VII Darth Vader Returns and Michal Arndt Arrives

So as I was writing my Argo review in a desperate attempt to get it out before the film ceases to be relevant even here and I'm forced to profiteer off of it only when DVD sales come out, fate intervened and saw fit to show me a news article from British Tabloid Newspaper, the Express. So here is my second delve into the world of Star Wars Episode VII-IX.

This is my new favourite image from the Disney/Lucas Film Star Wars buy out. Because let us be frank people, this is more feasible, and more terrifying than any Darth Vader costume with Mouse ears.

But even Zach and Cody's Suite Life on Death Star isn't likely. Just as "I'm in the Rebellion" and "Aaron Star" also probably won't be coming around. This, frankly hilarious if true, article detailing the Return of Darth Vader has forced me to throw my hat into the already bursting arena of Star Wars Episode VII speculation and strife. Now, just before we begin, let me set the record straight, I don't think Darth Vader is coming back physically. It is wholly possible he could 'return' spiritually, we already know he can do the blue force ghost thing...That fucking Qui-Gon Jinn apparently invented!