Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Internet Porn: A Review. Gaping Open The World's Biggest Non Issue

IN CASE YOU HADN'T GUESSED, THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT PORN. THERE'S NO EXPLICIT IMAGES OR ANYTHING, ASIDE FROM SOME MILD SHOCK HUMOUR, BUT IF YOU ARE REALLY THAT PATHETIC TO EVEN HESITATE, THEN PLEASE VIEW WITH PRECAUTION

The test of civilization is its estimate of women”. George William Curtis wrote this to describe the conditions of what makes a stable civilisation. I think he's wrong. There is only one empirical fact which correlates with a civilisation becoming more stable and that is sadly the number of times people jack off a day. Cavemen were busy hunting for food and surviving. There was a struggle and lack of material and so inevitably masturbation was not on the top ten of things to do in any given day. If anything it was stifling as the desire to breed and pass on genes was far more important. Those who did masturbate did so into decline, their genetic code wanked away into oblivion. The Romans had a world to conquer, the peasants of Medieval Britain had the plague and since that's the only history I know I'll end this misinformed recount of civilisations through time.

During this article I will be attempting to clean up the internet using Paint and a little elbow grease. I hope you find these works both aesthetically and morally pleasing

Monday, 10 September 2012

Crusader Kings 2 A Game of Thrones Mod Part 2: The Madness of Jon Arryn

After the mild success of the very unworthy first part of this series, which was mainly designed as a test, I've decided to do a fuller, more detailed humourous playthrough of everyone's favourite Game of Thrones mod.

This time I started playing as Jon Arryn, but quickly decided that trying to be the most power hungry Arryn was definitely the way to go. Find out how Old Man Mountain does in his decent into madness

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